Woody Allen Quotes

(b. 1935) - American Oscar winning film director, writer, actor.

•  I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.
•  I am an only child. I have one sister.
• What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?
• I took a test in Existentialism. I left all the answers blank and got 100.
• Inertia accounts for two-thirds of marriages. But love accounts for the other third.
  -- (Hollywood Ending, 2002)
• I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.

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