Mark Twain Quotes

(1835 - 1910) - American writer, famous for Huckleberry Finn and Tom Sawyer novels.

• Last week I stated that this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister and now wish to withdraw that statement.
• Giving up smoking is easy...I've done it hundreds of times.
• Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
• vThe report of my death was an exaggeration. 
  -- (New York Journal, June 1897)
•  Buy land. They've stopped making it.
• Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
• You can tell German wine from vinegar by the label.
•  Man - a figment of God's imagination.
• It is full of interest. It has noble poetry in it; and some clever fables; and some blood-drenched history; and some good morals; and a wealth of obscenity; and upwards of a thousand lies. 
  -- Commenting on the Bible.
• Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.
  

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