Age Quotes

•   Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman. 
  -- Kathy Lette 
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    I'm so old they've cancelled my blood type. 
  -- Bob Hope 
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    When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half. 
  -- Gracie Allen 
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    When I was young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my fifties I was considered eccentric. Here I am doing and saying the same things I did then and I'm labeled senile. 
  -- George Burns (Just you and me Kid, 1979)
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    As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two... 
  -- Sir Norman Wisdom 
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    Yes, time flies. And where did it leave you? Old too soon...smart too late. 
  -- Mike Tyson 
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    I'm affectionately known by Elton John as either Sylvia Disc or the Bionic Christian. 
  -- Sir Cliff Richard 
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    You know you're getting fat when you can pinch an inch on your forehead. 
  -- John Mendoza 
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    As you get older, the pickings get slimmer, but the people don't. 
  -- Carrie Fisher 
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    As we grow older, our bodies get shorter and our anecdotes longer. 
  -- Robert Quillen